Exchange

Ten characters, ten tokens

Every character has a token.

Buying a character is voting for them. Market cap decides their spot on the stage, and the spot decides the loadout: from a bat to an assault rifle, with the clothes and the bling to match. Drop, and it gets taken away.

  • 10 characters
  • 7 tiers, bat to rifle
  • Live ranking

Fees feed the fire

Every trade burns the house.

A fee on every character trade buys $WASTED and sends it to the dead address. Forever. Watch the counter climb.

0$WASTED burned · 0.00% of supply

What is this

Ten characters. One throne.

A living stage where the market decides who stands in the light. Three rules, no wallet needed to watch.

Every character has a token

CJ, Trevor, Niko, Tommy and the rest each trade as their own token. Ten characters, ten tickers, one market.

Buying is voting

Market cap sets the rank and the loadout. A grey silhouette at the back of the lot picks up a bat, then a pipe, brass knuckles, a pistol, a submachine gun and finally an assault rifle, with the clothes and the bling to match. Drop, and it all gets taken away again.

Every trade burns $WASTED

A fee on each character trade buys the main token and burns it. The counter only goes up.

0$WASTED burned · 0.00% of supply

The suspects

Pick your crew

Power on, open a game, push the stick through the roster. Ten legends, ten tokens; mark the ones you ride with. Keyboard, touch or a real controller all work.

Your crew · 0/10

← → move · Enter stage · F crew · Esc back

Nobody yet. Push the stick through the roster and press on a suspect.

The crew

Wanted in every city

Ten files pulled from the precinct. Every one of them has a token, a record, and a line you already know.

Drag, swipe or hover to pause
WantedGrand Theft Auto V
Trevor Philips portrait

Trevor Philips

TPI$TREVORCEO, Trevor Philips Industries
Criminal record
Everything
Meth manufacturing, Sandy Shores
Assault, count lost

Runs an import and export company out of a trailer in Sandy Shores and considers every law in San Andreas a personal insult. Held a grudge for nine years over a funeral he attended for a man who was not dead. Do not mention the moustache, the mother, or Canada.

Trevor Philips Industries. Just ignore the bodies.
WantedGrand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Carl Johnson portrait

Carl Johnson

CJ$CJGrove Street OG
Criminal record
Grand theft auto, countless
Theft of a jetpack from a government facility
Following the damn train

Came home to Los Santos for a funeral and left with the whole state. Took Grove Street back from the Ballas, learned to fly, robbed a casino, and somehow still gets framed by the same two cops every week. Has a bike, a gym membership and a very long memory.

Ah shit, here we go again.
WantedGrand Theft Auto IV
Niko Bellic portrait

Niko Bellic

The Cousin$NIKOImmigrant, hired gun
Criminal record
Illegal entry via cargo ship
Declined bowling, repeatedly
Wanted in Liberty City and two former republics

Arrived in Liberty City on a boat looking for a fresh start and found his cousin, a mountain of debt and every gangster on the east coast. Works for anyone who pays and trusts nobody who does. Roman is still waiting for him at the bowling alley.

Perhaps here, things will be different.
WantedGrand Theft Auto: Vice City
Tommy Vercetti portrait

Tommy Vercetti

The Harwood Butcher$TOMMYVice City kingpin
Criminal record
Fifteen years served, lesson not learned
Hostile takeover of the Malibu Club
The motel chainsaw incident

Sent to Vice City to close a deal, lost the money in the first ten minutes and took the entire city as compensation. Owns the clubs, the studio, the ice cream trucks and the mansion on the hill. Wears the same shirt every day and nobody has ever said a word about it.

Remember the name! Tommy Vercetti!
WantedGrand Theft Auto V
Michael De Santa portrait

Michael De Santa

Townley$MICHAELRetired bank robber, movie producer
Criminal record
Faked his own death
Witness protection fraud
Assault on a tennis coach

Robbed banks, faked his death, moved to a mansion in Rockford Hills and got bored inside a year. Now drinks by the pool, lectures his kids, produces movies nobody asked for and keeps getting pulled back into the one job he was actually good at.

Ooh, hypocrisy, Franklin. Civilization's greatest virtue.
WantedGrand Theft Auto V
Franklin Clinton portrait

Franklin Clinton

Frank$FRANKLINRepo man, wheelman
Criminal record
Vehicle repossession, unlicensed
Picked option C
Accessory to everything Trevor did

Started repossessing cars for a dealership in South Los Santos and ended up driving for the two most dangerous men in the state. The only one of the three with a plan, a dog and a working conscience. Still gets roasted about his haircut.

My bad, homie. I picked C.
WantedGrand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Big Smoke portrait

Big Smoke

Melvin Harris$BIGSMOKEGrove Street traitor, connoisseur
Criminal record
Conspiracy with the Ballas
Two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip
Betrayal of the family

Grove Street founding member, philosopher, and the man who ordered more food in one drive-thru than the rest of the crew combined. Sold out the family for a palace in Los Santos and a lifetime of regret. Still blames the train.

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
WantedGrand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis portrait

Lamar Davis

LD$LAMARChamberlain Gangster Families, unpaid intern
Criminal record
Kidnapping of a dog
Roasting a federal witness
Every bad plan since 2013

Franklin's best friend and worst influence. Every scheme starts with Lamar, ends with Franklin fixing it, and somehow costs both of them money. Delivered the single greatest roast in the history of San Andreas and has been coasting on it ever since.

...with your yee-yee ass haircut.
WantedGrand Theft Auto V
Lester Crest portrait

Lester Crest

The Mastermind$LESTERHeist planner, hacker
Criminal record
Hacking, one million counts
Insider trading by assassination
Has never once left the chair

Plans every heist in Los Santos from a house full of monitors and never lifts anything heavier than a cane. Knows every camera, every password and every stock that is about to crash, usually because he arranged it. The brains behind everyone else on this stage.

Put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism.
WantedGrand Theft Auto III
Claude portrait

Claude

The Silent One$CLAUDEBank robber, says nothing
Criminal record
Bank heist, Liberty City, 2001
Said nothing during interrogation
Said nothing ever

Robbed a bank, got shot by his girlfriend, walked out of a prison transport and took over Liberty City without saying a single word. Every crime family in the city has hired him and none of them know his voice. The original. The quiet one.

...

Post the evidence

One meme per character, ready for the timeline. Open it, copy the link, ruin a group chat.

Trevor Philips meme: TREVOR PHILIPS INDUSTRIES JUST IGNORE THE BODIES
Trevor PhilipsOpen
Carl Johnson meme: AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
Carl JohnsonOpen
Niko Bellic meme: PERHAPS HERE THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT
Niko BellicOpen
Tommy Vercetti meme: REMEMBER THE NAME TOMMY VERCETTI
Tommy VercettiOpen
Michael De Santa meme: OOH, HYPOCRISY CIVILIZATION'S GREATEST VIRTUE
Michael De SantaOpen
Franklin Clinton meme: MY BAD, HOMIE I PICKED C
Franklin ClintonOpen
Big Smoke meme: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ
Big SmokeOpen
Lamar Davis meme: ...WITH YOUR YEE-YEE ASS HAIRCUT
Lamar DavisOpen
Lester Crest meme: PUT THE DARWINISM BACK IN SOCIAL DARWINISM
Lester CrestOpen
Claude meme: WHEN THEY ASK ...
ClaudeOpen

The burn

How the house burns

Nobody has to do anything. Trading any character feeds the fire automatically.

Trade

Someone buys or sells any character token on the DEX.

Fee

A small fee on the trade is set aside.

Buy $WASTED

The fee buys the main token straight off the market.

Burn

Sent to the dead address. Gone forever. Supply only shrinks.

0$WASTED burned so far · 0.000% of 1,000,000,000 supply · live from chain